While I was in Rome in January, my friend Laura introduced me to a curator named Lilou, who introduced me to a medievalist named Nicolas, who is currently a resident at the Villa Medici in Rome. Villa Medici is a sixteenth-century villa that has been host to French artists ever since Louis XIV sent a generation of painters and sculptors to Rome so they could churn out copies of classical artworks to fill up Versailles. (Thatβs not necessary anymore. Versailles is now full.) The Villa continues to house the French Academy, which means it supports Francophone-ish culture through a lot of residencies and projects and shows. If you are in some way French and in some way could call yourself an artist, author, or researcher, maybe apply to live here for a year:
Through the mysteries of friends and institutions, if you end up in residence at Villa Medici you might be match-made with someone like me, a writer with a hobby-fixation on manuscripts and mystics who happens to be in Rome and is eager to learn about relics. Lilou invited me to write a piece of fiction related to Nicolasβs research, to be published along with an exhibition sheβs curating, which meant that I got to meet with Nicholas and ask him about his extensive SHROUD expertise.1 As always when you go medieval, you re-learn everything you thought you knew about authenticity, fakery, belief, transcendence, money, power, and suffering.
SHROUD PRIMER
Unlike your detritus-style relics like shards of saintβs bones or bits of the cross, a shroud is a trace of holy presence. Itβs usually a piece of white linen that someone wiped on Jesus at some point during his ordeals, which bears the impression of his face or body in his own misery-fluids of sweat and blood and tears. But a shroud is hardly Mary on toast or a saint in the clouds; itβs not really an βimageβ at all. Itβs both representation and evidence. Itβs a picture of Jesus, made out of Jesus.


Shrouds are special, but they fulfill the desire of relic-culture at large: contact with the divine through tangible objects. As a tour guide at the Catacombs of San Sebastiano in Rome told me, relics were the fundamental technology of Christianity. Itβs hard to spread a belief system (much less a belief system revolving around the paradox of incarnationβthe simultaneous presence and absence of God) unless you can circulate real (cool / morbid) stuff thatβs loaded with otherwise ineffable divinity.
VAMPIRE VS. MAGNET
One thing I didnβt know before meeting Nicolas is that there are so many shrouds out there (thousands?!), because I had assumed that the number of times someone wiped or wrapped Jesus and then preserved the fabric for centuries would be relatively rare. Indeed, if you are into βfacts,β it is not likely that this happened even once. But shrouds abounded between the thirteenth and sixteenth centuries, reaching peak popularity at the end of that span. Thatβs because both shrouds believed to be authenticβwhose veracity was repeatedly βtestedβ and βprovenββand hoax shrouds could be worship-worthy relics.
For a long time, shrouds could clone themselves. If you made a copy and then touched the copy to the original, magic leeched into the copy and birthed a new pseudo-original. This chain of touching-magic could go on and on: you got it by touching something special that touched something special that touched something veryyy special. Thanks to contagious magic, a linen could have God all over it without having his (sonβs/selfβs) DNA in its fibers. And that magic could rub off on on people. Thatβs the whole point of getting your hands on a relic: it channeled power, usually of the healing variety. It goes back to that time Jesus stopped a womanβs twelve-year-long unending menstruation when she fingered the hem of his outfit. Nicolas writes:
In Christianity, the bodies of holy persons, dead or alive, are charged with a miraculous energy or virtus, transmitted to things surrounding them. This principle is found in the Gospels, with the episode of Jesus healing the bleeding woman whose hemorrhage ceases when she touches his cloakβ¦ Like a magnet, a thaumaturgical energy is drawn from the body of Christ that is transmitted through the textile interface, since Christ says, βSomeone touched me; I know that powerβ¦ has gone out from meβ (Luke 8:46). The Acts of the Apostles report that βGod did extraordinary miracles through Paulβ (Acts 19:11) and βhandkerchiefs and aprons that had touched him were taken to the sick, and their illnesses were cured and the evil spirits left themβ (Acts 19:12). A chain of virtue is thereby organized, from God who is the source, through Christ, Saint Paul, and the objects they touch.2
It is a basic facet of βthaumaturgy,β or practical magic, to be transferrable between bodies and objects. Relics breed relics: βsacred bodies multiplyββthat is, until the seventeenth century. As rationalism ate animism, magic started to be squeezed into smaller containers and become a limited quantity. New copies of shrouds could no longer be loaded with all the life-force of the original. You could still get some magic into a shroud copy by wiping it on Shroud Zero, but it would not become a Holy Shroud in its own right. In his essay on βcontagious virtueβ quoted above (one of my favorite pieces of his writing), Nicolas calls this the historical shift from βvampireβ contagionβwhere the copy sucks out enough life force to mutate into its own powerful beingβto βmagneticβ contagion, where some magic rubs off, but only some.
PASSIONATE DATA
One reason that shrouds got popular in the fourteenth century is that medievals got eager for detailed info about Jesusβnot just evidence that he lived or suffered (obvious) but precise (and prurient) details. Shrouds were part of this indexical obsession as to the measure of Christβs suffering: hard data about the Passion.
Scripture doesnβt say much about Jesusβs visage. But if Christβs horribly wounded body and protracted pain forms the basis for your devotional practices, it makes sense that maybe youβd want to know what his wounds looked like? And exactly how big those wounds were, so you could imagine them really vividly? And precisely how many droplets of blood he shed, so you could count them while you prayed? Look at the thorn pricks on his forehead! The length of his arms! (Unfortunately forearm length is one tell on several shrouds. I figure itβs hard to get the hands to cover the crotch just right without making one arm longer.)
Indexical representation is not the same as the artistic tendency toward likeness that emerged during the Renaissance. In the seventeenth century, a new definition of realism gained traction: accuracy was contingent on how much an artwork looked like the subject. Before, a person in a portrait could be identified through their accoutrements, status symbols, landscape, crests, etc.βsimilar to the way saints could be identified by their symbols (Saint Lucia holds her eyes; Saint Agatha holds her breasts). We know itβs them, but not because we know what their faces really looked like. And we know itβs Jesus because of the size of the gash. Shrouds are a transitional object between these shifting definitions of what makes an image realistic, what constitutes verisimilitude.
Crucial point: the Church was constantly trying to find ways to regulate the reproduction of relics. Too few and people lose touch; too many and you dilute the concentration of wealth. Itβs not like fondling or even glancing at relics was usually free. Theyβre a solid, centuries-long tourist attraction.
2X IMPORTANT SHROUDS
If you know shrouds, you know Veronicaβs: the veil that Saint Veronica took off her own head to wipe the grime from Jesusβs face while he walked the road towards crucifixion. I learned about that one in an art history class because you could (if you really wanted to) call this the first mechanically reproduced image in Western iconography: itβs not a representation of Jesusβs face, itβs an impression made through contact with the original, producing a negative image that could then theoretically produce infinite positives.3
The other mega shroud is the Shroud of Turin: a skein of linen that showed up in 1354, which was ostensibly wrapped around pre-resurrection Jesus in the tomb that bears a stained impression of his corpse, front and back. The coffin shroud, Nicolas told me, is particularly potent, because itβs an imprint of God while he was deadβ¦ think about that for a minute.
The Shroud of Turin has survived not one but TWO fires: in 1532 and 1997. You can imagine the excitement the first time when the chapel around the relic burned down but the relic survived. Turinβs shroud has a lot of stains and marks on it from such near-death catastrophes, so the corpus imprint is rather ghostly, but in 1898 an Italian attorney named Secondo Pia photographed it, producing eerily vivid images including an iconic negative that reveals a legible positive faceβsuggesting that the marks on the shroud really were the casted impression that they claimed to be. Evidence that itβs a death mask, not smears of paint: more solid fodder for media historians (speaking of which, someone should write a media analysis of the Shroud of Turinβs god-given website: shroud.com).


Veronicaβs Shroud lives in the Vatican and on special occasions they trot it out for people to see from afar, which is like how they would have exhibited it when shrouds had their heyday. (Okay, thereβs a Veronica dupe, the Veil of Manoppello, which the village of Manoppello insists is the real dupe.) A lot of Nicolasβs research is about this material cultureβfor instance, how churches paraded their own special shrouds as entertaining elements of annual town festivals, or applied them for various practical uses, such as prophylactics against plagues. The Black Death is on the way? Pull out the local shroud:
You can still make a pilgrimage to the shroud in Turinβs cathedral, where itβs encased in a climate-controlled coffin, alongside some delightful media art that appropriately puts aside the question of whether the shroud is Real by posing this as a conflict/choice between brains and vibes (βit challenges our intelligenceβ). Today, the Vatican wisely βneither rejects nor endorsesβ the veracity of the Shroud of Turin.
I also visited the Shroud of Turin Museum, a separate institution that is one of the best science-fair / outsider-art basements Iβve been to, which includes replicas of weapons used to flagellate Jesus, incomprehensible proof of his blood in the cloth fibers, and Secondo Piaβs OG camera.


Starting in the 1980s a lot of important relics were carbon-dated, in a frenzy of trying to separate the history of Christianity from the truth of Christian devotion. (This has not deterred Shroud Truthers from Dan-Brown-level postulating.) Most Jesus-stained sheets and towels can be dated to sometime between the twelfth and fifteenth centuries, as would be expected. Thatβs when people wanted them, so thatβs when they showed up. And isnβt that the way magic works? Does belief not create evidence to support its aims? To quote myself: βBelief is a tautology. It justifies and reinforces itself.β Especially when institutions are consolidating wealth and power by profiting off your need to believeβbecause youβre suffering.
Donβt get me wrong: medieval European culture wasnβt homogeneous, Catholicism didnβt successfully decimate other traditions of material culture, and people came up with plenty of ways to subvert (and mock) the extractive, exploitative practices of franchised religionβplus they had private devotional practices and superstitions. But the Black Death did kill half of the humans living on the continent in the fourteenth-century. A linen to tie earthly suffering to holy experience and possibly help ward off the next pandemic? Please, let me have a feel of that hem. It canβt hurt.
IN HIS SHOES
When I asked Nicolas about other situations where you can see the size and shape of Jesus, he mentioned that there are not one but TWO places in Rome where you can see Jesusβs REAL footprints preserved in stone. Of course I asked what size Jesusβs feet were, and of course Nicolas knew the answer off the top of his head: 42.
THREE RELICS SACRED TO ME
My grandmotherβs leather gloves that hold the shape (index) of her hands.
The first tooth my friendβs child lost. A tooth under the pillow really is different than a tooth in the mouth: uncanny, undead, precious. And worth 5 Swiss francs, if the exchange rate is good.
Γtzi the Ice Man, perfectly preserved for 5,000 years. I visited him in Bolzano.
CONTEMPORARY ART MOMENT
I am enamored by these Antonio ObΓ‘ paintings. Look at that veil!
THIS WEEK I AM
Reading a pdf of Emily LaBargeβs forthcoming book Dog Days. I wonβt tell you its secrets but I will say I left her a dozen rambling voice messages praising its tense, dense, intense, raveling, unraveling, totally unique way of storytelling a Big Trauma without lying. Itβs so hard to not lie.
Taking my earthly body to not one but TWO McNally events: Feb 17, Mohammed El-Kurd & Fred Moten; Feb 18, Madeleine Watts & Leslie Jamison. In general, down with blurbs, but UP with Madeleineβs book, which I blurbed like so: βThis is an astounding, heartbreaking, and important book. Youβll be different after reading it.β
Nicolasβs big shroud book, Les Suaires du Christ en Occident, is in French; I read translated excerpts plus heard it from the geniusβs mouth. For ye Francophones curious about Turinβs relic, try his βLβinterprΓ©tation dβune sainte trace.β
His essay βRelics: Contagious Virtue of Sacred Bodiesβ is in this excellent contagion compilation.
There are tons of HOLY FACE RELICS, aka drawings of Veronicaβs shroud, which you can just go ahead and print out anytime on your Canon inkjet βto aid you in practicing the Holy Face Devotion.β Due to the enduring holiness of the image, the print cartridges will eject little tiny bits of magic onto the page.